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[key_illusion]

You know what to do.

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[occulthymns]

I don't eat cows. And from how Pyro explained hot dogs they sound absolutely disgusting.

[key_illusion]

So you would have been disappointed either way. [But hey, at least he got a confirmation that it WAS Pyro.]

[occulthymns]

I'm just relieved hot dogs aren't actually dogs. [That would be too much to take.]

[key_illusion]

Congratulations, now you know you fell for a joke.

[occulthymns]

Ugh, shut up...! Humans do plenty of weird things!

[key_illusion]

What, so now you think everything 'humans' do is weird?

[occulthymns]

I didn't say that.

[key_illusion]

You may as well.

[occulthymns]

Ugh, stop putting words in my mouth! You know I didn't mean it like that, you're just being difficult!

[key_illusion]

I'm being difficult? You're the one who doesn't know how to take a joke!

[occulthymns]

That wasn't a joke, that was cruel and embarrassing.

[In other words, the kind of joke from home.

Not that she'll admit it.]

[key_illusion]

You know what, fine. I don't care either way.

[He does a little, but he's too angry now to think about caring.]

[occulthymns]

[That... has her slightly worried. She's angry, but she's never really had to deal with him angry as well and she isn't sure if his sudden callousness is normal.]

Why are you being so mean??

[key_illusion]

[Technically, he was made to be indifferent, so anything else would be considered abnormal.]

Because you can't take a joke. [Like heck he's going to give her the real reason.]

[occulthymns]

[And she doesn't want to keep going around in circles, so she's doing the brilliant thing and just making a frustrated noise.]

[key_illusion]

[He doesn't want to start anything new either, so after a moment of silence:]

Are we done yet?

[occulthymns]

... I guess. [She's still pretty annoyed though.]

[key_illusion]

[As is he for completely different reasons.]

Bye. [And off goes his feed.]