[A very large amount of self-loathing, indeed. He just laughs though, not entirely amused but mostly finding the idea to be ridiculous. "Really? I'm the least romantic person on the planet. I didn't even have to do anything in my last relationship."] I would ask Roxy, but she sort of isn't exactly someone I want to trust in this department. Then again, I don't think I'd trust Jade's own judgment at this point. ["Considering she seems to think she's happier with me than anyone else? I'm not the best of anyone she could ask for, and I wish she'd stop thinking so."]

...wait, so what makes you such a good judge of character?